The grass is always greener

Well, it's May and the grass is finally greening up.  I may have to disinter the lawn mower and get it started this weekend, although many areas are too waterlogged to hold the weight of the machine.  The garden plantings continue to fall behind schedule and even trusty perennials such as the asparagus are barely poking out of the cold and soggy ground.  The onion plants arrived yesterday and it looks like they will be sitting unplanted for the forseeable future.  I could go on, but you get the picture.