Prom night jitters

Many analogies have been trotted out to explain Cheeto Jesus' cancellation of the "Summit" with North Korea's Kim Jong Un.  I think the most persuasive narrative is that of the mean girls scenario.  One or the other of these two narcissistic idiots was going to cancel and it looks like mean Donald was quicker on the trigger than his North Korean counterpart.  Alas, in this case the whole prom will be called off!