Might as well Trump

With apologies to Van Halen, their hit "Jump" would be the perfect theme song for The Donald's campaign.  The opening  line alone is perfect; "I get up and nothing gets me down".  It only goes on from there and the infectious chorus; "Might as well jump" just needs to be changed to "Might as well Trump" to tap into the current American zeitgeist.  Why go with Jeb! or Rand or some other loser politician when you can have a celebrity like Trump who says outrageous things and trivializes the world's problems and the people who try to solve them.  Might as well Trump, indeed.