It's too early for this

With a winter storm warning for the North Country on tap, I am going on record to say it is too early for winter to arrive.  Neither the Divine Mrs. M or I have snow tires on our respective vehicles and instead of a snow blower, my tractor is still sporting a rototiller attachment.  Meanwhile we could have up to 7 inches of snow on the ground by tomorrow afternoon.  Despite my knowledge that this area is liable to reap very few benefits from global warming, I was hoping for a shorter winter.  Alas, it is not to be.