You can't make this up

The Nice Polite Republicans on NPR interviewed the black pastor who gave the distressingly partisan invocation to the Republican convention this morning.   He beseeched the Almighty to help the GOP defeat the "Liberal Democratic" party.  After explaining away the naked  "He is on our side" rhetoric, the South Carolinian proceeded to praise The Donald as someone who believes in the sanctity of marriage.  In fact he believes in it so much he has sanctified it three times!  The pastor also praised his "pro-life" stance without mentioning the numerous times Trump has advocated a woman's right to choose.   The Saturday Night Live comedy writers are probably writing this week's sketches as I write this, as soon as they stop laughing.